Vitamin D

After a 13 year drought from the peen, I'm back on the horse - so to speak. People keep asking when I started to find myself attracted to doodles and to be honest, it's a super hard question to answer - haha 'hard'. I've always found men aesthetically attractive; and all the women and nb…

If you wanna be my lover 2.0

Well, who would have thought I'd be here again? I thought I was done with dating, but turns out I still had lessons to learn and the universe wasn’t done so I got caught in a perpetual shit show and a storm of emotions. Now that the sadness has lifted, I’m doing what any self…

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.

It's the number one question I am asked about my little slice of the internet; 'Will I make it into the blog?' Every conversation I've ever had could find its way into something that I write at some point or another, so it is actually super possible. I may eventually end up writing a scathing…

Bibbidi Bobbidi Bullshit

Just in case all the love hearts, pink streamers, Lindt chocolate, cookies, hallmark cards and stupidly oversized teddy bears didn't give it away; it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. A day to forget our capitalism is showing while celebrating coupledom in the most vomit-inducing way publicly possible. A day that us single folk would rather ignore. The Disney classics…