Let’s talk about sex, baby…

At some point in the years between birth, meeting a well-meaning but inappropriate giraffe in a caravan and my very first sexual experience, someone tried to teach me that 'good girls' don't openly think, talk or act on their sexual desires. I call bullshit.

If you wanna be my lover.

Normally I would prefer matching on some stupid app, getting to know you over the course of a few weeks and then acting surprised when you admit to still being in love with the ex you haven't stopped talking about but I've had just about enough of that bullshit, if we're being honest. So, in…