At some point in the years between birth, meeting a well-meaning but inappropriate giraffe in a caravan and my very first sexual experience, someone tried to teach me that 'good girls' don't openly think, talk or act on their sexual desires. I call bullshit.
Normally I would prefer matching on some stupid app, getting to know you over the course of a few weeks and then acting surprised when you admit to still being in love with the ex you haven't stopped talking about but I've had just about enough of that bullshit, if we're being honest. So, in…
There's no point sugar coating it so I'm just going to spit it out, life is a bit shit for me at the moment. Emotionally, I feel winded and as though my heart and head are finally catching up with each other; essentially I am just fucking exhausted. That's why writing has taken a back…
I know I haven't always been nice to you. I've promised to treat you better, love you harder, be more loyal and less judgemental. Empty promises spilling out through my lips daily and filling the air around me with shame and guilt. Enter sadness stage right, perpetuated by the cycle of punishment and apology for existing…
So, I got back on Tinder. I know I said I was going to leave the online world alone and focus on IRL interactions but it was just so easy to swipe your way to satisfaction, or so I thought. In my humble quest for some summer lovin' of my own, I came across a few very…
'Love and other jokes.' was one of the very first pieces I shared with the interwebs a year ago during a time in which I was very hurt, emotionally vulnerable and existing in a very cynical frame of mind. So much so, that after looking over my list of helpful tips/hints for anyone wanting to enter…
I'm not quite sure if it's the intense Melbourne heat getting to me or if I've just had too many 'special' brownies to make good decisions but here I am planning my 10 year High School reunion with one of the best humans on the planet, via text. Who, coincidentally, just happens to be one of…
