At some point in the years between birth, meeting a well-meaning but inappropriate giraffe in a caravan and my very first sexual experience, someone tried to teach me that 'good girls' don't openly think, talk or act on their sexual desires. I call bullshit.
Normally I would prefer matching on some stupid app, getting to know you over the course of a few weeks and then acting surprised when you admit to still being in love with the ex you haven't stopped talking about but I've had just about enough of that bullshit, if we're being honest. So, in…
There's no point sugar coating it so I'm just going to spit it out, life is a bit shit for me at the moment. Emotionally, I feel winded and as though my heart and head are finally catching up with each other; essentially I am just fucking exhausted. That's why writing has taken a back…
It's the number one question I am asked about my little slice of the internet; 'Will I make it into the blog?' Every conversation I've ever had could find its way into something that I write at some point or another, so it is actually super possible. I may eventually end up writing a scathing…
Continue reading ➞ You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.
The thing about giving access to your life so openly online is that sometimes, you end up forgetting which parts to keep for yourself. This blog has become somewhat of its own character in the story that is my life and she has taken on many different forms over the last 12 months. I've realised…
Just in case all the love hearts, pink streamers, Lindt chocolate, cookies, hallmark cards and stupidly oversized teddy bears didn't give it away; it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. A day to forget our capitalism is showing while celebrating coupledom in the most vomit-inducing way publicly possible. A day that us single folk would rather ignore. The Disney classics…
'Love and other jokes.' was one of the very first pieces I shared with the interwebs a year ago during a time in which I was very hurt, emotionally vulnerable and existing in a very cynical frame of mind. So much so, that after looking over my list of helpful tips/hints for anyone wanting to enter…
I recently replayed one of my favourite storytellers Ivan Coyote expressing their love and gratitude for the beautiful, kickass, fierce and full-bodied femmes of the world. Do yourself a favour and watch it! Every time I do, this piece connects so beautifully with the very part of me that feels invisible to my community. You see, being…
I know I've written about Feminism quite a lot on this little platform and I am well aware that for some of you, reading about it may have become a little beige. The thing about that is though, I really couldn't give a fuck. I've heard so many people say this isn't our fight. Trust me…
I'm not quite sure if it's the intense Melbourne heat getting to me or if I've just had too many 'special' brownies to make good decisions but here I am planning my 10 year High School reunion with one of the best humans on the planet, via text. Who, coincidentally, just happens to be one of…
