If you wanna be my lover.

Normally I would prefer matching on some stupid app, getting to know you over the course of a few weeks and then acting surprised when you admit to still being in love with the ex you haven't stopped talking about but I've had just about enough of that bullshit, if we're being honest. So, in…

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.

It's the number one question I am asked about my little slice of the internet; 'Will I make it into the blog?' Every conversation I've ever had could find its way into something that I write at some point or another, so it is actually super possible. I may eventually end up writing a scathing…

Bibbidi Bobbidi Bullshit

Just in case all the love hearts, pink streamers, Lindt chocolate, cookies, hallmark cards and stupidly oversized teddy bears didn't give it away; it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. A day to forget our capitalism is showing while celebrating coupledom in the most vomit-inducing way publicly possible. A day that us single folk would rather ignore. The Disney classics…