If you wanna be my lover 2.0

Well, who would have thought I'd be here again? I thought I was done with dating, but turns out I still had lessons to learn and the universe wasn’t done so I got caught in a perpetual shit show and a storm of emotions. Now that the sadness has lifted, I’m doing what any self…

Being an adult is a crock of shit.

A few weeks ago I had to wait so long for the bathroom in the morning that I found myself forced to make the executive - adult - decision to pee in a Pringles can. Clearly not my finest hour but when you've got to go... The point is, there are plenty of things in our lives that we cannot control…