Yeah okay, but does it spark joy?

You know what doesn't spark joy? My fucking period. You'd think I would've managed to get used to shedding the lining of my uterus - it's only happened every month since I was 10. Yes, I was 10 fucking years old the moment I thought I had minutes to live. Convinced I was dying, I…

Vitamin D

After a 13 year drought from the peen, I'm back on the horse - so to speak. People keep asking when I started to find myself attracted to doodles and to be honest, it's a super hard question to answer - haha 'hard'. I've always found men aesthetically attractive; and all the women and nb…

When music hits you right in the feels.

Music has always been an integral part of my life. I have fond memories of torturing my neighbours for hours, while belting out the classics from Alanis, Jewel and Kasey Chambers into a mic in my living room. My Dad always hoped that I would one day make his dreams come true by becoming a country music…

You can’t always get what you want.

I'm currently in that phase of my 20's where I'm starting to realise (despite my parents best intentions) that I can't actually always have everything I want. Now that the disappointment is setting in, shit is obviously getting real. Now, you may be thinking "P, you're a real go-getter, you can achieve anything that you put your mind to..." and you…