Yeah okay, but does it spark joy?

You know what doesn't spark joy? My fucking period. You'd think I would've managed to get used to shedding the lining of my uterus - it's only happened every month since I was 10. Yes, I was 10 fucking years old the moment I thought I had minutes to live. Convinced I was dying, I…

Vitamin D

After a 13 year drought from the peen, I'm back on the horse - so to speak. People keep asking when I started to find myself attracted to doodles and to be honest, it's a super hard question to answer - haha 'hard'. I've always found men aesthetically attractive; and all the women and nb…

I’m happy, what should I do now?

Happiness is so weird. We spend our entire time on this planet focused on the pursuit of happiness and then when we find it (or something like it) and suddenly we start to feel unworthy. It's finally here and we tell ourselves that we're not deserving and feel as though it may be ripped out from under…

Being an adult is a crock of shit.

A few weeks ago I had to wait so long for the bathroom in the morning that I found myself forced to make the executive - adult - decision to pee in a Pringles can. Clearly not my finest hour but when you've got to go... The point is, there are plenty of things in our lives that we cannot control…