Yeah okay, but does it spark joy?

You know what doesn't spark joy? My fucking period. You'd think I would've managed to get used to shedding the lining of my uterus - it's only happened every month since I was 10. Yes, I was 10 fucking years old the moment I thought I had minutes to live. Convinced I was dying, I…

Vitamin D

After a 13 year drought from the peen, I'm back on the horse - so to speak. People keep asking when I started to find myself attracted to doodles and to be honest, it's a super hard question to answer - haha 'hard'. I've always found men aesthetically attractive; and all the women and nb…

Where the rainforest meets the sea.

This week I had the pleasure of spending an hour with some babes chatting on Joy 94.9 - Australia's only LGBTQIA radio station - about growing up and coming out in a rural town. We talked about how our childhood may have shaped us and whether we could actually see any positives in the towns we've since left…

Being an adult is a crock of shit.

A few weeks ago I had to wait so long for the bathroom in the morning that I found myself forced to make the executive - adult - decision to pee in a Pringles can. Clearly not my finest hour but when you've got to go... The point is, there are plenty of things in our lives that we cannot control…