Yeah okay, but does it spark joy?

You know what doesn't spark joy? My fucking period. You'd think I would've managed to get used to shedding the lining of my uterus - it's only happened every month since I was 10. Yes, I was 10 fucking years old the moment I thought I had minutes to live. Convinced I was dying, I…

Vitamin D

After a 13 year drought from the peen, I'm back on the horse - so to speak. People keep asking when I started to find myself attracted to doodles and to be honest, it's a super hard question to answer - haha 'hard'. I've always found men aesthetically attractive; and all the women and nb…

You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.

It's the number one question I am asked about my little slice of the internet; 'Will I make it into the blog?' Every conversation I've ever had could find its way into something that I write at some point or another, so it is actually super possible. I may eventually end up writing a scathing…