Yeah okay, but does it spark joy?

You know what doesn't spark joy? My fucking period. You'd think I would've managed to get used to shedding the lining of my uterus - it's only happened every month since I was 10. Yes, I was 10 fucking years old the moment I thought I had minutes to live. Convinced I was dying, I…

Vitamin D

After a 13 year drought from the peen, I'm back on the horse - so to speak. People keep asking when I started to find myself attracted to doodles and to be honest, it's a super hard question to answer - haha 'hard'. I've always found men aesthetically attractive; and all the women and nb…

Sisters are doing it for themselves.

I've been 'dating' since I was 13 years old, well before I knew what dating actually meant. Back then, it was pretty much just me making out with my first ever boyfriend Arie for the entire 2 hours and 23 minutes of Pirates of The Caribbean and every movie we ever watched. Ahhh, that was…

You can’t always get what you want.

I'm currently in that phase of my 20's where I'm starting to realise (despite my parents best intentions) that I can't actually always have everything I want. Now that the disappointment is setting in, shit is obviously getting real. Now, you may be thinking "P, you're a real go-getter, you can achieve anything that you put your mind to..." and you…