If you wanna be my lover 2.0

Well, who would have thought I'd be here again? I thought I was done with dating, but turns out I still had lessons to learn and the universe wasn’t done so I got caught in a perpetual shit show and a storm of emotions. Now that the sadness has lifted, I’m doing what any self…

I’m in a relationship with my phone.

Meeting someone you've been chatting to online is just like going to the cinema. Here you are believing the film you're about to see is going to live up to your expectations, only to find they put all the good bits in the trailer or in this case, their profile. If the app exists, I've been on it. OkCupid, Plenty Of Fish,…